sorry i’m not watching a show about a girl named belly

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married 🧨

Welcome to the #SNL cast Veronika Slowikowska!

“Charlie Kirk said that gun deaths “unfortunately” worth it to keep 2nd amendment.” America has a psycho problem.

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.

Normally, when a civil rights leader dies, their supporters spend days reciting their greatest quotes and preachings. So, it's notable that the right has devoted the past two days trying to get Olive Garden waitresses fired for critical TikToks, while avoiding his body of work.

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

This Week's Onion Magazine:

California is excited to welcome you to Super Bowl LX.

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

If you knock on the devil’s door, sooner or later someone will answer.

why would you show up FAT and wearing JEANS

WE GOING TO ISLAM!!!!!!

a gay man named sexiest man alive. a muslim mayor of nyc. prop 50 passed in california. trump still fat, hideous and useless.

oh she’s quick

show about gay men who play sports vs show about gay women who play sports

does anyone mind if i get a little #lovewins over heated rivalry this evening

who she at work looking this sexy for

Neeeeed a Ruby Franke crime biopic starring Kristen Doute