Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand, creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorise y'alls neighbourhood... #Thriller

BREAKING: US singer 50 Cent announces that he now wishes to be known in the UK as 1 Pound.

Larry the cat has been spotted chasing off a fox from Downing Street 🐱🦊 Today's top stories: trib.al/Rx0iR33

HELP WANTED: Skilled carpenter required to fix a broken cabinet at 10 Downing Street, London. No tools needed as the building is full of them.

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York Minsters Platinum Light show……it was Fabulous ❤️

Not written a Christmas card, not finished Christmas shopping and todays winner is Morrisons delivering 3 bottles of Bombay Sapphire that was used to secure my delivery slot! Nothing else!! In other news I have rediscovered my love of Prosecco and our village Church looks ace!

Yep….me today!!

To the coolest 9 year old ever!! Happy birthday to our youngest - your love of music is really keeping us on our toes ❤️❤️🎤🎤🙌🙌xx

5 days away in Tenerife without the kids….it did us the world of good! Drying out now 😂

Last term I was almost brought to tears receiving this beautiful hand written letter from the kindest boy Tockwith CE Primary Academy. I was absolutely humbled to be chosen for his letter of gratitude supported by his fantastic teacher Miss Stanton. Thank you so much!! ❤️🙏🥲 #gratitude

So this is how my weekends going so far…..fracture….boot for 4 - 6 weeks!!!!

22 years ago today we said ‘i do’ - I even said the word obey in my wedding vows…not sure how that’s worked out 😜 Happy anniversary Mr Graeme McBride - thanks for the card….sorry for my lack of one…have this soppy post instead ❤️❤️😍😍xxx

Keep going on Carol. They need to be made accountable by the main stream media and also the opposition parties. The amount of corruption perpetrated by the Conservative government in the last 5 out strips anything I have known and its that common it almost expected

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Within the last 2 years Alex has developed a real love of music! He’s now a drummer in a band (apparently you get the girls and free cake if you’re in a band 😂) I’m so blaming you Rick Witter Shed Seven. He’s never been the same kid since Barnsley 😂

She left me on Saturday…and ruined my weekend!! Alex being a brave soldier whilst Mum and Dad bugger off to Manchester to see Shed Seven Rick Witter - currently drinking fizz on the train 🥂🥂

And just like that…my youngest is 10!!! 😱

50…..not too shabby 🍾🍾😁😁