Dad taking out evil stepmother. Stuck watching baby.

Lancelot is missing! I hate that!

Toby is missing! A weird thing is in his crib and now they're all over the nursery. WTF? There's an owl at the window.

Welp feet, lets get walking! 13 hours to solve the labyrinth is totally not fair of King Jareth

Public urination is so gross! Even if it's a troll, gnome, hobbit thing. Just ew.

A faerie bit me! I wonder if that requires a rabies shot?

I have no idea where I am. Everything looks the same here! #lostinlabyrinth

A'lo from the worm and his missus. They make good tea for spineless creatures.

Somebody keeps changing my arrows! #notfair

I totally conned Hoggle with my plastic jewelry.

An old guy's perverted bird hat just hit on me. King Jareth you have weirdo citizens here. What's up with that?

Helping hands... more like groping hands.

Today orange monsters tried to remove my head. #unfair