This billionaire said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's 70% tax rate idea has never worked — watch this professor prove him wrong

Thinking you’re clever because of a WiFi name that you got from a meme (eg ‘FBI guy’ and ‘Pretty Fly for a Wifi’) is the equivalent of constructing a chair from IKEA and being like yeah I’m a carpenter.

I’m so excited to finally re-launch the newly improved Actors For Lunch site and start things off by sharing my lunchtime conversation with casting director, Harriet Greenspan. Click below! Read, enjoy, comment, share 🍽 ow.ly/StRq30nUd2x

You already know that pilot season is a crazy time in the Hollywood industry, but do you know exactly what your agents and managers are doing during these days? 🍽 ow.ly/RBlf30nUd5c

I’m too magical for this bullshit

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Corona Virus got the whole world on lock down? I’m going to get so much writing done! Narrator: she did not.

The World: everyone freaking me out is really freaking me out! Empaths: *takes shot of Kombucha* Welcome.

The World: everyone freaking out is really freaking me out! Empaths: *takes shot of Kombucha* Welcome.

Day 17 of Quarantine: I fucking HATE when people say spinidge instead of spinach.

Hey I have this idea for a story. So ya know how artists are like “AI is gonna take our jobs.” Well fast forward 1000 years and these transcendental beings are coming for the AI’s jobs! I’m only posting this bc my ideas get stolen through the collective conscience all. the. time.

Grace + Accountability = Peace is a hard equation to balance.

Ole Smokey Joe here

The Price is Right is the only part of Capitalism I like.

The people making fun of Bitcoin are the same people who invested in Beanie Babies

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Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane

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So I decided to start *trying* to use Twitter. Me no understand. Be gentle, plz.