As I may have mentioned about 800 times, I had to have my knees replaced this last year. They were pretty much total teardowns. But the most fun part of renovations is coming up with a new decorative scheme, so I did this. Oh, yes; I did. Julian Harrison @bl_medieval

if you could sing along to every song last night it’s time to ensure your retirement plans are in a good place

I’m doing/planning medievally symbolic tattoos to commemorate my various surgeries as any right-thinking person would do. So let’s talk gallbladder, guys. That humour was yellow bile, right? Choleric? How does one represent this? I’m open to all suggestions. Medieval Manuscripts

I got Medieval Manuscripts’s Twitter address wrong. I cannot believe that I did that. I mean, I’ve been sitting here staring at this tweet for like 10 minutes and I’ve got nothing else in my head. I got Medieval Manuscripts WRONG.

Guess how many times this cat has been sat upon.

One of our art preparators just got a tattoo of a ruler on her arm because she was tired of pulling out her massive tape measure to make tiny adjustments during installation. That is so metal that I’m going to use hashtags for once. #TeamGwen #ArtForLife

My friends! I’ve missed you lovely people so much! I’ve lots to catch up on but I’ll start slow with this pic of my daughter Eleanor & her cat Arsinöe II (Ptolemaic queen in Sunken Cities: upi.com/News_Photos/vi…). I can’t wait to hear all the latest from my Twitter comrades.

I know you’ve all been breathlessly awaiting a new instalment in my long-running series ‘Things I Have Found in My House’. Today’s discovery comes courtesy of our electrician, who found this 1960s necktie inside a newel post. How? Why? I am consumed with curiosity. Your thoughts?

People doubted that Truth Social would amount to much but it has already published a former president's written confession of a federal crime.

Apropos of nothing, an associate of mine recently informed me that the very notion of a ‘badass Quaker’ tattoo was inherently fallacious (I gather he assumed that I was contemplating such a tattoo). To which, my Friend, I reply:

Hey: Quaker tattoos ARE a thing! RT Sarah J Biggs: an associate of mine recently informed me that the notion of a ‘badass Quaker’ tattoo was inherently fallacious (I guess he assumed that I was contemplating such a tattoo). To which, my Friend, I reply:

Some of my favourite television closed-captions courtesy of my friend who used to do closed-captioning & is now a connoisseur of the genre: Part 1

Some of my favourite television closed-captions courtesy of my friend who used to do closed-captioning & is now a connoisseur of the genre: Part 2

Some of my favourite television closed-captions courtesy of my friend who used to do closed-captioning & is now a connoisseur of the genre: Part 3

Sarah J Biggs

It took me almost an hour of excuses and rationalisation to get to the point where I could self-justify eating a sippy-cup full of chocolate chips for dinner, but the important point is that I got there. Bottoms up, y’all.

I guess NOBODY really knows where my husband’s Edinburgh-bound flight was rerouted to.