Cruise control is so interesting to me….cause how? lol my foot is no where near the gas pedal.

Shit like this makes my brain so happy. Wish it said 8:06 to really top it off

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I piss myself off with how much shit I try to do at once. Take a breather bitch.

UCSD’s hospital parking patrol people should be ashamed of themselves. Monetizing while people’s loved ones are in the hospital is crazy. Not to mention they are complete psycho prudes. I’ve managed to get two ($85) tickets in fucking 72 hours.

Something about a fucking leaf blower enrages me!! It makes my blood BOIL. I can be having a perfectly peaceful morning then I hear that thing approach our house and I want to set the whole neighborhood on fire 😡🤬

Why would the casino ask to see my ID then let a literal baby in a stroller sit next to me?

My brother rage texting me is nottttt going to end well for him. Fool better stay in his lane

Episode 8 of the Pitt was too much for me 😖🥺💔

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Just talked to a client who’s going on vacation and as we were hanging up I told her “Hope you have a great vacation” she said “you too” …..where we headed folks?? 😁😁😁😁

Celine Dion really is that bitch. A star.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. It truly SHOCKS me how many business owners/AP clerks don’t understand how credits and debits work. I should not have teach you a lesson on how a credit works…..

Nothing quite like washing down an adderall with an iced coffee on a Friday morning ☀️😄

I cannot stand Venita. Everytime she’s on my screen, my eyes are rolling.

Will the creator of 75 hard come to your house and personally beat your ass, if you don’t post about doing it?

$8 for a bag of fucking chocolate chips LOL

Put some Four Loko in your Friday. Rt for a chance to win $20 some Loko this weekend.

I want to do arts and crafts all day, not work.

Omg the emerald/78 intersection has gotta be restructured. I just watched 2 green lights cycle thru and not one car moved……