Me at the mall

You: 40 years ago-- Me: ah, so 1960 You: No, 1980. Me: no

life is fun until youre self aware

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

remember when people said Captain Marvel needed to smile more so brie larson did this 💀

Social media has ruined everything... standards... mindsets... goals... society

Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:

Ok, since a lot of people seem confused, I'll explain what's going on with GME. Brace yourselves. This is gonna be a long thread.

can't wait to explain this week to my therapist

We're in the Endgame now. Courtesy of /u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

Cher being interviewed in the 90′s

bank account: $1400 me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones

have you ever seen a butterfly playing with a puppy before? well now you have 😭🥺🦋

My toxic trait is saying to myself “it’s only $20” 1700 times a week

God will be as involved in your life as much as you want Him to be. If you keep Him in a Sunday morning box, He’ll stay there. But He wants to be so much more than that.

Good morning to everyone except people who give unsolicited advice on the amount of makeup you choose to wear (or not wear) 🌞🙃

my mom rlly be telling me be careful when im outside like baby im the threat