kinda one of my best #severance memes

Immediately triggered by an insanely terrible southern accent and then THIS

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:

Are you my dad? Can never watch live… too stressful 🥲

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*endowments - but, yes

What I would do to be in the same world as Claude (my current version of GPT)… “To clarify, as of my training data up to October 2023, there hasn't been a new Trump administration following his presidency, which ended in January 2021.” 😩😣😞

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and they bring the rolls out

I live for the em dash and I’m so tired of this slander!

Incredibly well-written (and a huge sigh of relief). The fight begins…

Congratulations to Harvard for refusing to relinquish its constitutional rights to Trump’s authoritarianism. Other universities should follow their lead. And instead of doing pro bono work for Trump, cowardly law firms should be defending those who believe in the rule of law.

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and

ive never related harder to something in my life

ICYMI: Georgetown Law students made a 853-row spreadsheet of Trump-caving firms. It drew national headlines. Recruiters noticed some talent looked elsewhere. Firms lobbied to change their designation. An organizer tells @AllRiseNews the background allrisenews.com/p/skadden-stud…

James Baldwin

Without its international students, Harvard is not Harvard. hrvd.me/IntStudents25t

in case there was any question about who America's negotiator-in-chief actually is what a master class in leverage and playing the long game congrats to the best CEO in music now...the vault? yes please :)

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Congrats to my good friend Taylor Swift - and thanks in advance for the postpartum album 🫶

Getting a bill in the mail for an epidural that didn’t do squat is nasty work…!!!