Here are the 11 biggest news stories from the worlds of rock, metal and prog over the last seven days: loudersound.com/news/heres-thi…

Nearly time to change from daytime pyjamas back into night-time pyjamas

I adore this song so much that I took a 5,000 mile round trip to see it live... I regret nothing. #TimsTwitterListeningParty #HappyReturns

"It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale

*sad beep* #Debates2016

Just spotted a woman driving - no hands on the wheel as she was too busy scoffing chicken nuggets - keep it classy, Dallas!

Guide to eating less biscuits: 1. Only eat 1 biscuit 2. Don't have another 3. Okay just 1 more 4. Stop now 5. You've eaten all the biscuits

Best of luck world…

Best quote of the night so far "we're all dancing on a cliff now"

Really bad customer service from trainline I live in USA, tickets not delivered in time for my UK trip - apparently not their problem :/

Thanks again to - Myles Kennedy Scott Phillips and Brian for two wonderful weeks of music - enjoy the rest of the EU tour guys!

Monday night = fun with pitch shifters

A person is much more likely to be killed by a vending machine than in a terrorist attack by a refugee. on.ft.com/2jOXsDJ

Oh Tempe, that was off the hook.

Help PFA win $1k! RT #BigPayback Join PFA People For Animals on May 3 for @CFMT's 24hr online giving event TheBigPayback.org

Ah, my favourite Manic Street Preachers album.

Beware, beware the Ides of March

Here Are the Best #JustAddZebras Memes From John Oliver's Green-Screen Stunt goo.gl/mGYaRV

We'll be watching several cities that may set a new record high today. If not, it'll be really close.

Enjoying swearing at Dave Matthews in French #duolingo