goodbye 2024

no video has ever better encapsulated the feeling of being in office

Haven't you heard?

Witchcraft on Trump ASAP !

really need an absolut cocktail in the interior illusions lounge rn

Sitting here in my apartment in Pawtucket, Rhode Island and thinking about this Chappell Roan interview in Paper Magazine for no particular reason

Lady Gaga & Doechii stun at the Super Bowl.

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

me when the cat is looking up at the kitchen island and doing that rocking thing they do before they jump

my fellow queer & trans people: in these horrifying times, now more than EVER, it is SO important we prioritize having an unhinged amount of filthy queer sex

Defenses rejoice. The incredible career of Diana Taurasi has come to an end. 🐐WNBA MVP 🐐 14x All-WNBA 🐐 11x WNBA All-Star 🐐 3x NCAA Champion 🐐 3x WNBA Champion 🐐 2x WNBA Finals MVP 🐐 2004 1st overall Pick 🐐 WNBA Rookie of the Year 🐐 6x Olympic Gold Medalist 🐐 5x WNBA

not fem not masc but a third other thing (doesn’t know how to dress)

Hey dude, LOVING the AI art. Have you considered killing yourself?

next cabinet meeting

Make sure you eat well today, get good sleep, and lay out tomorrow’s outfit next to you on your bed so you don’t waste a second. We’re making this count #LezOutJuly

the mold growing from my un-eaten Chromatica oreos: