the patient portal came for my neck this AM

Just a friendly reminder ❤️❤️❤️

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

We been in January for 6 months Dawg

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough. -me

“you’re so passive aggressive” omg I’m sorry. i meant to be aggressive aggressive

It’s so funny how a country who gloats on having freedom of religion uses 1 singular religion’s values to dictate how everyone must live their lives

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

Get in the gym, I promise you’ll feel better.

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews? Me:

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person