When someone is named Sarah that is such a classic.

How I look as my spray tan starts fading

Can’t wait to cosplay this weekend as “girl who is going to be okay”

I bring a, “Where’s my little wave?” to the letting someone merge in front of me function.

Just like me fr

Love feeling seen

This is fine

This is going to ruin the world tour.

Just once I want to be at Planet Fitness and witness the Lunk Alarm go off.

I forgot to post holiday card 2024 edition

There’s two types of people and they marry each other.

If I was captain sully I’d be tweeting up a storm rn

get me to god’s country

This would’ve been my first call casting a Beatles bio.

Lewis Pullman could play Bryan Johnson in a biopic

She was a fairy 🧚

English teachers will hate this poster and it makes me giggle.

Found at Michaels

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about all the TS books in the shot

Oh, you thought we forgot? Sorry for the delay we are in 🇲🇽