"The only Spar I go to is to get a meal deal on my lunch break". I mean, if Jenkin isn't in the next SPAR UK advert, their marketing team are missing a trick! #BBUK  #Jenkin

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So………. 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying

👏 Dean Lewington has broken the record for most League appearances for an English Club, amassing 771 games since the 2004/05 season! 🥇 #EFL | Milton Keynes Dons

#COYD

#VAR

When someone has a sign saying 'please do not swear' and Mrs O is in the house. Good luck with that. #CelebrityBigBrother #CBBUK

And yet X, formerly known as Twitter, keeps going again. Never let Zuckerberg get his hands on X. #Facebookdown #Instagramdown #hacked

Good work Jordan Aylett 😍 #MKDons

Nearly 70 million people in the UK, and these are the two we have to pick from? #ITVdebate #SunakvStarmer

#UPTHESPELLY

No, I will not be running a coach to the final. Today concludes my coach travel organising for the Euros. Over 150 people helped throughout the course of the tournament. Many thanks to every one of you. A summer to remember. Let’s bring football home on Sunday! 👍🏼

I think it's all been said. We exceeded expectations reaching the final & the best team at the tournament rightly won. Amazing memories made in Germany with the best people. #Euro2024 #ThreeLions #GSTK

Looking forward to sitting back and watching the England men’s team win the next three major tournaments on the spin now that everyone’s decided the only reason we didn’t win the last three was because of Southgate

First, we had the #EURO2024 logo that looked like a toilet seat, and now the #OlympicGames logo that looks like Mary J Blige. Can't unsee it.....

... and block 109. Can't even get that these days for an England match 😂 #Oasisreunion

Great guy, on and off the pitch. One of our own 💔 #MKDons

These guys are giving nothing away! #TheTraitors #Traitors

Right, give Lacey Turner and Steve McFadden all of the awards 👏 and killing the first ever EE baby on the 40th anniversary!! 😳 #EELive #EastEnders40 #EastEnders

Whether people agreed with his views or disagreed, he had a right to speak his opinions and debate. To use a gun instead of words.... madness. #CharlieKirk

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. #ArmisticeDay #Remembrance #TwoMinuteSilence