The MF’n boys are back at Helium in September. First show is 9/12 with Rainey, Dru Montana and Sarah Bell. Come get your shit rocked.

You know, I can only be so sweet and sincere in one day and my other gift was one of the most sentimental gifts I’ve ever given.

I was playing around with some AI art for a flyer, I put in “comedian…” and it put out bunch of standard looking dudes. Then I tried “female comedian” and the output is some of the ugliest looking chicks I ever seen. WTH AI?!? Like goddam 😂

I just drove to my office and straight up didn’t bring my laptop. WTH was I even thinking just hopped in the car with my lunch and nothing else? Truly just a hungry bitch in her own world I guess. Happy Tuesday yall.

The guy I went on a couple dates with said to me the other night “Im into chicks that look like they could help me move furniture” and it’s been replaying in my head ever since… 💪🏼 😳

Going to tx on a work trip… I’m sitting next to my boss and coworker on the plane. How fast am I allowed to put on my sound cancelling headphones and pass out? Or am I expected to talk to them? What do I do in this situation cause im on my way to the airport rn..

The conference rooms for this work event have been freezing cold… not sure if everyone loves my ideas or is talking to me bc of my rock hard nips.

I haven’t tweeted in a while so sorry if this is out of nowhere and means nothing but can someone tell Ryan Seacrest to chill.

I can’t stop watching this 😂

DRIP💧TONIGHT at The Stand NYC • 7pm🔥 🎟️: wl.seetickets.us/event/drip/623… 🤑: use code DRIP and save $5

My dreams been so insane for months that dream me literally don’t give a fuck anymore. Last night I had a jeep and parked it up on a hill, when I got out it rolled down and everyone was like omg chase after it and I just stood there and watched it crash into things.

‘A Message for the Young Gs’ You will lose EVERYTHING…. trying to PROVE how Hard, Tough, Rich, Gangster you are… Especially on Social media… Low profile is better than No profile.. Slow motion is better than No motion. 💎

Unrelated to anything going on today… does anyone have the Juan Bernabé dick pics? Asking for a friend.

imagine a booker going to my page to make sure I’m active on socials and seeing this is the only thing I’ve posted on Twitter in 2025.

There are a handful of online tickets left for the show tonight!!! $15 BYOB and one of the best line ups in the city - come hang! Sarahbell.eventbrite.com

The Boys are putting on this benefit for me on Wed. 4/1, I am beyond humbled and grateful for all the love and support I have been receiving, come out..this is a killer lineup 💕🙏 souljoels.com/shop/tickets/k… Fuck Cancer🖕Michael Rainey Boban Frogdanovich SoulJoel's at SunnyBrook james moss

Limited $10 tickets now available for next weeks show!! Get on em!

Incredible time to be a fan of SB!! Please come to one of my shows so I can keep being a local comedy queen! 💕