“We put our hands down each others pants and had a bit of a rummage,” is how I’m going to refer to doing hand stuff from now on. #SuccesionHBO

It’s really unfair that so many lame people have access to so much money. Ppl I know would buy buildings and turn them into rgi housing, open queer owned spaces, buy land for green spaces. Instead we get ugly expensive boutique apartments.

It is so much nicer to be alive today than it was a week and a half ago and that’s because of something (the weather, amount of daylight) none of us has any control over. I don’t think we take that into account as much as we should.

My mental health can generally be gauged by how many grocery store flowers I have. I currently have three bouquets, and this is not a more = sign of good menty h. No, this is a more = closer to a menty b.

This is like when you’re in a relationship and you need to break up but instead of doing that you go on a couples vacation or have a kid. cbc.ca/news/canada/ma…

Just think about all the dads looking at the rain contentedly, hands in pockets, saying “we really needed this.”

I mostly keep FB to see which couples I used to know are getting divorced.

I’ve never won the lottery but I did recently buy a bag of mandarins with no duds in them which I think would be the same feeling.

She never should have been, but especially now she should absolutely not be welcomed or allowed to walk in the parade or attend ANY Pride event. ⁦Pride Winnipeg⁩ ⁦Go follow @mbpccaucus⁩ cbc.ca/news/canada/ma…

I have class all day this Saturday and that feels a little homophobic/ queerphobic. Happy Pride!

I love how some places (thermea) are like “it costs $80 to come in but we pre-charged $150 just in case.”

I just got ID’d.

For the life of me I can’t remember human names, but I went to the dog park yesterday and met good boys/girls Poppy, Doja, Preston, and Hudson.

It happened to me: I went the wrong way down a one-way street.

Off to free bleed at Thermea.

The holidays need to be over if only for the fact I can’t have this easy access to shortbread cookies.

Any interaction at the airport: “Can you watch my stuff, I have to go spend $20 on a bottle of water and a pack of gum.”

Do I like him/her/them, or is it just spring?

As I sit here waiting for a zoom meeting to happen that likely won’t, that I had a suspicion wouldn’t, I’m reminded that so many meetings, even virtual ones, could have been an email.

Spending part of my carbon tax rebate getting an oil change