Sorry to the winners who didn’t get 15 more seconds to thank their families we really needed time to do a bit where cocaine bear attacks Malala

when I am at sephora on a weekend day and can’t find something I just want to scream MEDIC!!!! like im in War

What’s everyone wearing to the tr*mp arrest tomorrow girlies are we dressing cute or keeping it like jeans/tee

when i buy a 12-pack of diet coke that counts as meal prep

Once I stop eating batteries it’s over for you hoes

#pumprules finale mood board

streaming services stop making stupid business decisions challenge 2023 ready go

i want the orcas to sink more boats. I want the orcas to sink all the boats

Ron, is the woke in the room with us right now

subletting my apartment for one day! but i’ll still be here and you have to watch a movie with me

If I’m not supposed to drink diet coke then why did they make it taste so good? to trick women ? Not a good look, coca cola company

💥HappyMotherFucker’s Day💥

the scream that I am currently ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ!!!

what the what I’m screaming coast guard in my head listening is trying to do to someone talk 🤝 bring up the submarine

Hey its me the NYTimes pop quiz writer! 😜 Trivia time 🤪 where were the people who got crushed to death going when they got crushed to death? Lol!

Why is he doing the Barbie foot

My dream summer bucket list