The wild thing about the whole “we’ll pay you for one day’s work to scan you and use your likeness in anything we want forever” is that they aren’t even offering the same licensing expectation you would give to a font.

Well damn. H/t Keya Vakil

okay but these are not mutually exclusive

Just learned that land on earth was covered in moss for 40 million years. Imagine getting to one million years of just moss thinking that you gotta be done with moss any day now and then you learn it’s 39 million more years of moss

Sitting in a waiting room and I have to say - the “Young and the Restless” theme song still slaps

All I’m saying is, a relative of mine was crushed by a car, broke his sternum/collarbones/multiple ribs, was on a vent for days…and still got out of the hospital faster than Kate 🤔

to everyone mocking Kate Middleton’s photoshop skills, I’d like to see how well YOU edit family pictures when you’re dead

Multiple concession stands at T-Mobile Center ran out of ranch before the Championship game even started… specifically I was told “we knew we needed to have enough beer, but didn’t know ranch was a whole ‘nother beast for Cyclone fans” Iowa Chill

Did Elon pay Kate to disappear for awhile? Kategate has gotta be driving the biggest increase in Twitter use since his takeover

This would really clear up that Full House episode where Steph and Michelle sneak on a plane from San Francisco to Oakland and then realize that they're going to Auckland

New from Ty Rushing: Rep. Dean Fisher (R-Montour) is set to open a new private school in his district in 2025 and its future financial backing will depend on taxpayer-funded private school tuition vouchers he helped vote into law. iowastartingline.com/2024/04/29/iow…

The fine print for the Iowa GOP's tax cuts are that they will lead to increased property taxes, increased sales taxes and the slashing of vital local services.

Glad I mailed my passport renewal today to beat the rush.

truest tweet i've seen today

𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝘆𝘀. 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀. We're one of two schools in the country with five or more 5-on-5 Men's Basketball Players in the Paris Olympics. #Cyclones | #C5C

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

writers when it’s time to write vs writers when it’s time to make moodboards

There are now 3 active AP Polls in DI college athletics. 23 programs are represented in the top-10 across the polls, but only 1 appears in all three: The Iowa State Cyclones

Washing my sheets so I can guarantee one thing to look forward to tonight