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Aquele #sismo #terramoto #senti

já viram o que a inflação faz, antes um sismo era 3, agora é 5.4, temos de mudar Portugal

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I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

Hardest first day of school picture ever.

This year should be named "things I never thought could happen"

oh, have you not heard? 🐤

restautante com toalha de papel, travessas de alumínio e gelado pingu, já sabíamos que íamos comer que nem uns lordes. isto sim é o verdadeiro portuguese core

Fala-se mal das traduções portuguesas mas passar de far far away para bué bué longe foi brilhante

Today is National Pasta Day.

should we be worried that 2025 begins with "wtf"

caga nas tuas amígdalas ou lá como os wet bed gang disseram

Since this has been trending, here’s a fun fact: “It insists upon itself” was a criticism my college film history professor used to explain why he didn’t think “The Sound of Music” was a great film. First-rate teacher, but I never quite followed that one.