"Once he shows up, I'm sure you can still go to the botanical gardens." "I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself! What am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone like some pervert?!" 🌸🍒 #SchittsCreek @danjlevy Emily Hampshire

"Oh my God, Ted!?...You look good! Like REALLY good. Like super sun kissed and muscley." "Thank you. I've been working out a bit...and traveling. Hit the beach pretty hard for a few weeks and boy, did it hit me back." #SchittsCreek

Lightning show all over Vegas tonight. #vegas #rain #Thunderstorm #weather Las Vegas Locally 🌴

Driving home just now I just high- beamed the cars in front of me, erratically used my turn signal and sprayed my windshield washing fluid. Who else in Vegas is just relearning how to use their windshield wipers? 🤦‍♀️ #vegasweather #MonsoonSeason

"And Ronnie's got her Rec Centre." "It's an outdoor tennis court and last year the net was stolen." "Well, she's kind of underselling it there. The Rec Center is a major hook up spot for the kids." #SchittsCreek @karenrobinson01

"Remember when he dumped you and you ate all those mall pretzels and watched 'Bridget Jones' Diary' every day for a year?" "It wasn't a whole year and I will NOT feel shame about the mall pretzels." #SchittsCreek

Most people don't know that Stephen Colbert was originally cast in the hit @AppleTVPlus show #Severance. Unfortunately, his scenes were all cut. But tonight, The Late Show has finally found the missing footage!

If you don’t have a glove compartment filled with fast food napkins, you’re ill-prepared for life.

It's my 1 Year #Mintiversary of telling Verizon to kick rocks and making the switch to Mint Mobile. Best. Decision. Ever. #ZeroRegrets #MakingBetterLifeChoices #LivingMyBestLife #AllTheCoolKidsAreDoingIt #YouKnowYouWantTo 😎

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

❤️❤️ #CalvinandHobbes

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

Quick explainer video that tackles… 1)    Timeline questions 2)    Logan canon 3)    MCU FAQ 4)    Whether we can do this all day or not

I swear, nothing brings me more joy than being animated by @cartunaradio. Check out their latest effort with “SmartLess”. 😂

A little bit of sunshine always helps.

Who else is having a lazy weekend? #CalvinandHobbes

I'm so done with the 96 lbs of political flyers in my mailbox each week and the unhinged ads playing incessantly on TV. They do nothing to move the needle for me as an educated voter. The flyers go into the trash immediately and the TV gets muted. Do better.

What are your plans this weekend? 😴 #CalvinandHobbes

Introverts have fun too, but their definition of fun is different. Loud & crowded places are not their thing. They like it quiet. Slowed down. Snuggle up with a book. Writing down their thoughts. Silent walks. Listening to some good old music. Simplicity & peace. That's all.

March is #NationalColorectalCancerAwarenessMonth. Do your duty and get screened 👉 quiz.getscreened.org