FaceTiming with my guy BFF and my puppy had peed on the floor so I went to clean and touched the pee and freaked out.
My bro called me out and said, "you'll eat a mans ass but freak out over dog pee."
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I can suck dick no problem but LORD FORBID I JUST TRY TO CLEAN AND SCRAPE MY TONGUE FOR PROPER HYGIENE AND GUT HEALTH WITHOUT FUCKING GAGGING FOR 5 MINS AFTER.