Do you know what’s a fun Twitter game? Ask your followers how tall you are. There are a ridiculous amount of people here that accurately predict height from vibes.

My favourite part of the show by far #LateLateToyShow

Could you imagine Caoimhin Kelleher trying to explain to the Liverpool squad that he needs them to sign a jersey for the Toy show #LateLateToyShow

*clearly autistic girl talking about her special interest* Irish Twitter: *absolutely fucking rabid about how annoying she is* *girl talks about autism awareness* Irish Twitter: omg she's such a hero I love her 😭 yep, that's about the height of it 🙄 #LateLateToyShow

It’s called method acting Ryan you wouldn’t get it. Incredible #LateLateToyShow

Surely they could have made and brought out a plate of Mac and cheese? #LateLateToyShow

spotify wrapped day was originally a pagan festival. it wasn't even originally in november until emperor constantine changed the date in 325 ad

I'm for this kind of petty.

Your honor my client pleads the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall the major lift jury: hallelujah

Okay, *now* I need directions.

Aw man, food when you're hungry though.

With the talk of violence against women, I thought it’s time I share my story, This has taken 5 years to share, this is my story of how I reported my assault, which led to me getting thrown out of university My tweets don’t get seen, but I want my story to get heard now. 🧵

"The COVID-19 vaccine is free of charge. You cannot get it privately." citizensinformation.ie/en/health/heal… Y tho? Like, I've been about a year since my first booster shot and I'm not eligible for a second publicly. I'd happily pay for it, and I can't imagine supply is so big an issue now?

Jeremy Corbyn wanted to restrict CEO pay to a maximum of twenty times that of the lowest paid employee. The Post Office CEO last year got a whopping £753k. Under Jeremy’s policy a new Postie would earn £37,650, instead of £22,425 pa. Or the CEO gets less. It makes sense.

Today one of my team said to me that he thought my job was to create the conditions where people could choose to be happy at work, and the rest was up to them. I really love this way of expressing the power and boundaries of management.

So I’m not linking to it, but I joined that other site, the .ie server. Same username.

Somewhere near the middle of #IrelandForAll, can’t see the front ahead or the end behind. Pretty proud of my country right now.

So are The New York Times actively trying to discourage people who don’t speak US English from playing wordle by actively adding words like snafu to the word list?