I wish it was 7pm Friday 95 degrees

Sorry for being a bitch I’m in a caloric deficit

saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

Stop being a loser. Wake up early. Hit the gym. Clean your room. Do the dishes. Put some cool clothes on. Listen to music. Do your makeup. Pay your bills. Pay off your CC. Work three jobs if you have to. Don’t stop till you have at least 20k in the bank. Figure out what you want

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

stages of christmas shopping: 1. there's plenty of time. 2. oh no.

being left alone with your own thoughts in december

Mood all Christmas week

It’s really weird how 10 years from now it could be your wedding or your kid’s birthday, but right now it’s just a rough day.

"Im gonna kill myself" I say as I continue to live the next day

Ignoring calories until Jan.

I can’t take the ball drop seriously knowing all those people are just wearing diapers sharting themselves for hours

"people you may know" and it's someone i would set on fire

Driving to work thinking about when I was in my pajamas at home doing nothing

Deciding to get up

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

I wish Bad Bunny would bring out YG and sing FDT in Spanish.

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight