wishing my mom long life.

genuinely the closest we’ve ever gotten to world peace.. we’ll never get anywhere near that again

A well fucked woman is a peaceful woman. Stop arguing with feminists and start giving them the deep, consistent pounding they actually need. Society would heal fast.

POV: Uruguay vs France clash in the World Cup Valverde and Tchouameni in the tunnel:

tchouameni in madrid dressing room

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid statement. “Real Madrid announce that, following the events that took place this morning, the club has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Fede Valverde & Aurélien Tchouaméni”. “The club will announce the outcome of both cases

Fabrizio Romano Pepe finding out you can now fight in the locker room after he retired

💛💙🇸🇦 Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 100 goals in Saudi Pro League, and 971 career goals.

'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' is averaging over 36M views per episode ⚔️ One of the biggest debut seasons in HBO history

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Unai Emery qualifies for the Europa League Final for the 6th time as a manager. So far he has won 4 out of 5 finals. The only time he lost was with Arsenal.

🚨 Crystal Palace eliminate Shtakhar Donetsk and qualify for Conference League final! 🏆✨

🚨 Aston Villa eliminate Nottingham Forest and qualify for the Europa League final! 🏆✨

🚨🚨 BREAKING: It was A PLAYER that leaked today's fight to the press! COPE

🚨 Michael Carrick on his future: “I'm calm about it, it'll get sorted out when it's gonna get sorted out. It’s out of my hands, so we'll see what happens”.

🚨 BREAKING: Aurelien Tchouameni is NOT the mole at Real Madrid. José Félix Díaz

Before Hansi Flick’s high line, there was Ratomir Dukovic with the Black Stars 😃

🚨 BREAKING: With Xabi Alonso, some players pretended to FALL ASLEEP during tactical sessions. MARCA

🚨 BREAKING: Some Real Madrid players OPENLY DISRESPECTED Xabi Alonso: - Whispering between themselves while he spoke - Pretending to fall asleep while he explained tactics This REALLY bothered players who were LOYAL to Xabi, including TCHOUAMENI. Tchouaméni, and some other

Lmaoooo