Bobby, we don't say stupid. And we don't say elves. They're little people.

No, no, not Santa Claus, the person. Santa Clause the clause.

Nice sweater. Hey, did we make this?

Well, thank you, fireman O'Hara. And I think the whole class will join me in saying...sorry about your partner.

It's Santa! You killed him! Did not! And he's not Santa! Well, he was...

Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down.

That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.

Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound!

Their, uh, antlers given them - you know, there's a slipstream effect - the air go - they move fa - they're weightless.

Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice. Veronica, very nice.

This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly. And I think we should give a special thanks to the people responsible for our record-breaking sales, our Midwest marketing and distribution team, Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!

At least we know they got hot apple pie.

Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing. Kids don't have to see this place to know that it's here. They just... know.

We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...

Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break? We don't drink coffee. THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER!

This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly. And I think we should give a special thanks to the people responsible for our record-breaking sales, our Midwest marketing and distribution team, Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!

He’s not a doctor. He’s a psychiatrist.

Everybody loves Denny’s!

Christmas came. No weenie whistle.

Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.