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@santaclause1994

The best quotes from the 1994 Christmas classic, The Santa Clause.

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Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down.

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Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound!

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This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly. And I think we should give a special thanks to the people responsible for our record-breaking sales, our Midwest marketing and distribution team, Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!

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This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly. And I think we should give a special thanks to the people responsible for our record-breaking sales, our Midwest marketing and distribution team, Scott Calvin and Susan Perry!

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Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.