this is like the pride and prejudice hand flex but for sickos

this is NOT true. my dad is SMART and i'm DUMB

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

same shit as benjamin britten, lewis carroll, etc etc they're all weirdos idc

do u think it's dangerous to have busby berkeley dreams

sometimes you hear like a prayer and you’re used to how good it is and you enjoy it but the experience is unremarkable. and then sometimes you’re like wow. i can’t believe somebody made this song

who up pondering romangerri

i keep my head hair long and my leg hair also long #lazy #gender

not shaving my armpits in a strategical calculated way

finding out the "it's not smoke it's like some other shit" thing came from rad milk

im a victim of emotional torture by kieran culkin, j smith cameron, and the succession writers

i made this one to not have to think about irls seeing my tweets and ended up abandoning the other one

#whoremembers

“Having a male artist say stuff like that is really good for the cause of women to be able to say stuff”

trying to explain that me not fucking is not in a deadbedrooms don't think my partner is hot way but in a roman roy mysteriously mentally disturbed way