Lento enisuke niyenza e Mugg and Bean ngama Laptop ayikho.

Soze ndibenomyeni obuya ngo 3am endlini. Grounds for divorce. We don’t shame men enough for not being husband material.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

Mate, we have running water, reliable electricity, high global trade, a good currency, highest literacy rate in Africa, best Universities in Africa, car manufacturing plants, biggest wine exports in Africa. Host international sports tournaments. Oil reserves. Best public

Umfana who i know will be wasting my time ngimbona ngokucela amavideo call

Men mistakenly think that a woman's greatest fear is loneliness. You're 100% wrong. Her greatest fear is getting married, having children, becoming a domestic servant, living a boring and miserable life with a worthless husband, and realizing she wasted her time with you. She

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

The one with an e-tag.

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

Catch me if you can!!!

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

The cat knows that the baby is unpredictable 😂😂

When you were about to rage quit your job but then your boss praises you in the team meeting

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

the way heartbreak rocks me ndingaythini idivorce😭 yoh modimo gana ka nana

A nigga will literally call before bed to tell you he loves you and good night. Hang up, get in his car and go fuck another bitch. Then text you “good morning my love” the next day. 🤔