Fucked around and realized that it doesn’t have to make sense to anybody but me.

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

Artemis II has reached its maximum distance from Earth. On the far side of the Moon, 252,756 miles away, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy have now traveled farther from Earth than any humans in history and now begin their journey home. Before they left, they said they hoped

I love when people have careers that allow them to do whatever they want. Just moving around with a laptop lol.

First day at work

In the history of workweeks that started on a Tuesday, this has been the longest

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

I shall be staying up tonight to make sure my astronaut friends land safely.

Fr . Especially anger.

Fist bump! 👊 The Artemis II crew is now under 35,000 miles from Earth. The astronauts are preparing the spacecraft for reentry and the weather is looking good for splashdown.

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

The easiest way to eradicate tardiness in the workplace is to pay people by the hour.

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

“I’ve never taken leave” is not a flex. Wo bɛ wu o

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups