Again, as it gets late, we remind all residents to take a safe ride home. Don't drink and drive. Local cab services free after 10 p.m.

Fun fact: Mother's Day became a holiday in 1914 after Anna Jarvis campaigned for it. She was soon upset by its commercialization.

Take a bite out of traffic today in memory of Jawsica Sharkson and walk to your Mother's Day brunch. Traffic is already looking ferocious.

Altercation in progress at Regency Flowers over the last bouquet of pink roses. SPD on the way to encourage stopping to smell them instead.

Tonight's weather: Partly cloudy with a low of 62. Humidity: 73%. Visibility: 7 mi. Winds: 5-10mph NW. Sunset at 7:51pm.

Get thee to The SandBar for Jawsica Sharkson's wake before the fire dept realizes candles + over capacity crowds + liquor = fire hazard.

Sanditon Scanner Jawsica Sharkson No worries. All of our staff is trained in the art of extinguishing. Safety first

New #Domino video - "Home Away From Home" w/ Gigi Darcy, Tom Parker, Clara Breton, Edward Denham bit.ly/PDWTSep1

Public Service Announcement: Please do not Domino and drive. Not even at a stop light. #godhelpus

Interested applicants for staff positions at Sanditon Hospital are reminded to contact us via here or our website. Thank you.

.@AnnaleighBoone I'm not going to weigh in on that matter for public safety reasons. #keepyoureyesontheroad

Young woman spotted headed in the direction of Sanditon Books wearing a determined look & footie pajamas. SPD reporting that's not a crime.

Calls are coming in to SPD/FD from all over town reporting that there is a Sanditon Dragon now? Those w/small pets/children beware. #chomp

Something fishy going on at Sanditon Aquarium. HAHAHA, no but really. There might be a gas leak. Fire dept wading in. #morefishpuns

Romantic evening on Sanditon Beach ruined for a smooching couple by some less than amorous cops. It's for the best. #sandcauseschaffing

.@SanditonCouples Sanditon Beach #LoveIsNotACrime #ButPublicLovingIs

Alarmed citizens calling SPD to report that beloved town rat-of-the-air One-Legged Seagull may have flown on to a higher plane. #ripcecil?

RT Marly Just got a text from my dad saying my house was broken into! ????? If anyone saw anything please let me know!

New #Domino video - "Trick or Treat" with Clara Breton bit.ly/PDWTSice1