Insane woman demands children die in war

Guy: (does some sociopathic shit) His boys: beast mode

{ending 10hr shift at warehouse, smiling} Yessss💪 $70

this is probably the best fit of all time

Her skin was pale, like a pale ale…. but her hair was amber, like an amber ale…

you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis

That’s fucking rubbish

Watching TikTok’s will have you saying shit like “wow that monkey just drank a whole Powerade”

all men want lord of the rings to happen to them

Mood for 2022

What a legend.

The women of Ireland are fed up. From our grandmothers, educated in Latin and the catechism, but not about menstruation, locked up whether they fell prey to a neighbour or ‘chose to commit a mortal sin’, as if either were crimes, as if they deserved a life in an institution.

christie's restaurant sign, houston, texas, 1983

🇮🇪 Our first time in Ireland 🇮🇪 We’ll be joining the Heavy Metal Kingz MALEVOLENCE for our first trip to the Emerald Isle. 🎟: ticketmaster.ie

"Nice hat!", My colorblind boss says, unaware that the front of it shows a picture of his face, with the caption "worst boss ever" all tinted the exact blue he can't see. "Thanks, it's my favorite" I say to him. He pulls out tinted glasses and says "Let me get a better look.."

Long story short: I just walked to Poland. It was a hellish 20-hour journey undertaken in the middle of winter with thousands of refugees. I saw some terrible things:

the woman in front of me at the steely dan concert is reading the wikipedia page for steely dan