A disembodied voice would speak, not far off from @frigideKoroleva’s throne. 《“Hey lady, heard you have a little problem keeping you from ruling this place peacefully.”》

《“Maybe if you pay me, strange little dude.”》 Wow what a weird, big, floating guy.

《“Uh, yeah? ..Ehh, food would work too. Won’t say no to free food.”》

《“…How’re you gonna do food if you’re broke? …I’ll admit that I couldn’t actually train ya, but c’mon!”》

《“…Well I guess it doesn’t hurt to try and train ya.”》 May or may not be a scam.

《“Was just joking around, little weird guy.”》 Totally.

《“I know plentya things! Been around for over 600 years.”》 He jabbed a thumb towards himself.

《“..Well whaddya wanna learn? Gotta know what you need training in first.”》

《“..Hmm. Stronger, huh?”》 Nod, nod. Suddenly punches him directly in the chest.

《“..Hey, how good you can take a punch will make ya stronger! ..And I’m actually surprised you even took that one so well.”》 He actually /was/ surprised by it—.

《“…Wasn’t even holding back all that much..”》 He just sorta let the attack hit against the armor-y part of him with a little PING! noise.

He dusts off his body where he was just hit. 《“Doubtful. But you’re kinda interesting, guy. Not ‘I’m gonna bestow powers upon you’ interesting. But interesting nonetheless.”》

《“You smell familiar. But far less depressed. Weird.”》

《“…Well I guess you’re used to crazy floating things talking to you, at least..”》

《“Well how would you know? Maybe I’ll get all big, go eat a city later. You just met me, guy!”》

《“Ya call this rock Mobius, buddy. One of the biggest and most thriving unions of weird little animals and humans. I’m a bit of a hero here if I say so myself.”》

《“Eh? Yeah where else would we be? The moon? C’mon guy, you’re starting to sound a little crazy.”》 He twirled a claw in a circle next to his head.