Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

lowkey im all 4 of them at once.

Cartoon Network too

The girls do not know fr because Hit The Floor was so good

they need to bring this shit back i got money now

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

In Philadelphia, every spot is a parking spot if you believe enough.

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

let me be clear: i know for a fact that it can

Them Forever 21 basic leggings and biker shorts use to be so TEA 😩 iykyk 😢

when u finally do yo laundry and all yo top tier clothes are back

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

$20 to see a legend ? now it’s $500 to see rod wave

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

and these places are very special to mee 🥹🥹 iykyk 😭✨

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

idk chick fil a fries are starting to fall off they’re either never salted or have a pound of salt on them🫩 Chick-fil-A, Inc.

I’m so quick to send a voice note lmaoo that texting shit is not for me, LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH