idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

this is gayer than having sex with a man

Me after putting ice in my bong for the first time

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

“no rush but i'm ready to dip whenever u are”

this album is a definitely a “you had to be there moment”. the world went GAGA. She was so different from the current pop scene, It felt like a rare new arrival that you see maybe once or twice in a decade and the media was hooked. It’s her best album too.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Drinking a normal coke instead of diet coke

you ain't never lived till you hit a parked car and fled the scene

My grandpa after I swap his oxygen tank with galaxy gas

I KNOW TRUMPS DICK SMELLS LIKE A PACK OF RANCH CORN NUTS HELP.

This is so unnecessarily specific and funny. Please do more hot superlatives. I wanna see people’s sexiest second time divorcee next.

When the total is already $182.85 and they ain't even scanned the meat yet

what the hell, sure

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time he'll give it to you