STEFANI GERMANOTTA If you are not going to spit on my mouth I need you to stop being this fucking hot for my mental health and my fucking sanity for god's sake

El dia del casament del meu fill (l'estimo més que la meva pròpia vida). El dia que eliminen al Real Maligne de la Champions:

Aquesta acabarà obrint una gelateria a Barcelona.

rosalia facha (?)

c le jeu du siecle

When you don't wanna be friends

c⋆༻ཐི❤︎ཋྀ༺⋆c Soy tu y me pillo una garrafa de aceite de oliva

هولي شيت اسرائيل سرقت الكتب كلهم

Ganamos gente #TomodachiLife

it's them.

hi hello, respectfully: being a fan for longer doesn't make you better. you don't actually know gaga and you're not close to her. generalising and acting superior instead of embracing the community as it grows isn't very kindness punk of you...

Excuse me what the fuck clash of clans?

Bro I didn't know how to utter a word in Spanish until I was 3 and sometimes I'm still learning new words I've never heard before because I grew up speaking Catalan w my family and at school. I do also speak it daily with local friends and at home with my roommates...

When I'm bored and can't sleep and I don't wanna listen to music because that would wake me up even more, I literally just play it in my head with the artist's voice (not my inner voice), synths, backtracks, different instruments and everything all at once. Anyone else?

She's so real for this

"hahahahaha my grandma would love this I'm gonna show her— oh..." Still happening to me after 5 years 😔

THEY FINALLY PUT THIS EMOJI ON ANDROID 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪