Caretaker (@samurai_swervo) 's Twitter Profile
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@samurai_swervo

Being God’s personal jester is tough sometimes but I am nothing if not committed to my job

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calendar_today15-05-2015 20:26:15

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Brandon The Truth 💯 (@bcthetruthl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The "we pay in exposure" shit is already terrible, it's much worse when the job can kill you and/or cause life altering brain trauma.

Rodney D. Luffy (@skinnytuna) 's Twitter Profile Photo

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

Lucas Bourdon (@lucas_bourdon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some might consider a top 10 ranked fighter having to deliver for UberEats to make ends meet a bit of a bad look for the organisation employing her rather than a biceps emoji moment.

can we touch base next week? (@garliccorgi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The immigration angle is really obfuscating the fact that "no, you're the one smoking fent" is probably the funniest comeback you can come up with in this scenario

shadon (@pvrekhs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

so gen v season 2 was just setup for the boys season 5 and the boys season 5 is setup for the soldier boy spinoff oh okay

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts, per NYT. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a

Thick Psycho ✨ (@ninamonei) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is fucking terrible man. I’m seeing story after story of Black teenagers shot to death by police, men shot in the back of the head, while their hands were up, during traffic stops, Black women dragged from cars. They’re just terrorizing us and laughing about it.