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Samuel's Hat

@samuelshatgpl

Hoping these tweets will bring validation, meaning and self worth back in to my life. On loan from @OmnibusBean

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calendar_today06-04-2014 16:03:18

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Sometimes life can be a battle. But you're never unarmed with a sense of humour. It's the greatest weapon Mother Nature bestowed upon us.

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Noah addresses the animals once they board the Ark. Ok, who remembers why I gathered you here? Elephants: We do. Goldfish: One more time.

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Asked my new neighbour if she believes in love at first sight. She said no, and put your clothes back on and get the fuck out of my house!

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I don't think Joel will need to have that awkward chat with his parents. He's just told them through the medium of ABBA. #BigBrother

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Whenever I see a Kardashian on the TV all I can think of is Darwin in his grave, curled into the fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably.

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Does this mean we can start colonising again? I'm calling dibs on Kenya. the warm weather will be good for my arthritis. #Brexit #EU

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Kanye has fame & millions in the bank, but he'll never know the joy of entering a gift shop and finding a keyring or mug with his name on it

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Pistorius won't be entering many races now he's in jail. There'll probably be a few entering him though. #OscarPistorius #OscarTrial

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Are we allowed to 'Her parents don't mention her at their dinner parties' shame Dani Mathers? #DaniMathers #BodyShaming #PlayboyDummy