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Quick catch by the social editor on that one lol

Americans are tired of changing their clocks twice a year. When winter comes, nobody wants to be sitting in the dark. Let’s make Daylight Savings Time permanent and free ourselves from this outdated ritual.

extremely“as per my earlier email” vibes

I worked on that bit for years and he— he just tweeted it out.

Many folks run around claiming to be “free-market” capitalists, but what they actually are is captured market capitalists, using subsidies + restrictive policy to hold us hostage to fossil fuels, for-profit healthcare/housing, etc that many wouldn’t choose if they had the choice

ok but WHERE is His Dark Materials season 3? i need the mulefas, i need the gay angels, i NEED children killing god

ATTENTION PROGRAMMERS: Welcome to Y2K 2.0!

“Let me promise you one thing, Pennsylvania. As your next U.S. Senator, no one will be less informed or prepared than I to make decisions affecting your lives. You get it, right?”

What else dies in darkness? Weeds, which unless mulched over and denied the sunlight they need to grow, will eventually smother and starve the rest of the plants. Media, time to mulch your garden.

Tell me you’re a dog-whistling racist in the first 5 words of your tweet

From “Masks have made my child antisocial at school” to “End congregate schooling so I can have an assault rifle” sure is a transition.

It’s precisely *because* they cannot legislate murder out of the human heart that civilized societies regulate the instruments of murder in human hands.

“being forced by the state to carry an unplanned pregnancy to term” is *chef’s kiss* perfect framing

There is no legitimacy in the Court. It is and has always been a political institution. The sooner establishment Democrats stop fretting about the Court’s legitimacy, the sooner they can pack it with justices who will support good, popular policies that improve people’s lives.

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

Ah, mercy, that notoriously scarce commodity Jesus was so reluctant to hand out. Glad we know you’re not dipping into that store too much.

'If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – for ever, for $8/month"