Bringing your pet snake with you to the team photo shoot is a power move

Last year was 21 Savage, this year it’s Creed. I’m a chameleon

CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT THE GUN ON SHORT YARDAGE…… MY GOODNESS

I would love to know the #Badgers success rate on 4th and 1's out of the shotgun the last two seasons.

Phil Longo refusing to utilize anything other than shotgun in short yardage is taking years off my life

Me, a Brewers fan

“Our family is good at making two things; apple butter and license plates”

📢 Exciting News! For the first time in nearly 120 years, Mark A. Davis and Sarah Douglass at the @INHSIllinois have found the state-endangered Salamander Mussel alive in Illinois! 🦪 More: loom.ly/ueWR75g #Conservation #EndangeredSpecies

We are looking to hire a #paddlefish and #native #nongame #fisheries biologist! Come work with me in Jenks, OK. Please RT! okgov.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/okgovjob…

Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway

Beating Arizona in hoops last night made my heart full Losing to Oregon tonight in Football ripped it right the fuck out of my chest

When did the red zone become the red area? Tom Brady, Kirk Herbstreit, Mike McDaniel all saying it now… I hate it

Not a political statement, nothing against Rep Williams, I’m sure the thought comes from “safety” and good intentions but this might be the softest shit I’ve ever heard 🤦🏾‍♂️

The maddening ambiguity of “what the analytics say” when watching football continues to send me up the wall. Show us the inner workings of the model!

Both my parents and sister have started using my dog as a means to get away from people during holiday gatherings. I hate this. They stole my move. Get your own social safety valve.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.