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1 day ago

If you don't come to this comedy show? During ? At a steal of $5 for early tickets??

Then honey you must hate good times.

MON 5/6 Bar Lubitsch 8:30p
jes tom 🥀 andrea☁️ Dylan Adler MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 Meka Mo S A M M Y & more!

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#LA If you don't come to this comedy show? During #AANHPIHeritageMonth? At a steal of $5 for early tickets?? Then honey you must hate good times. MON 5/6 @BarLubitsch 8:30p @jestom @andreajin_ @DylanAdler6 @JayJurden @MekaSocial @samuelhmorrison & more! eventbrite.com/e/roomies-in-h…
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3 weeks ago

We made wolves into dogs but we could have made octopuses into chefs

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1 month ago

Your favorite Roomies are back for some April Foolishness!!

MON 4/1: Nori Reed Clowns of Color Sophie Santos Jamie Shriner (in from Chicago!) and Sam Oh join Dylan Adler & S A M M Y !

8p Doors 8:30 Show at Bar Lubitsch
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#LA #WeHo Your favorite Roomies are back for some April Foolishness!! MON 4/1: @realnorireed Clowns of Color @sesantos Jamie Shriner (in from Chicago!) and Sam Oh join @DylanAdler6 & @samuelhmorrison ! 8p Doors 8:30 Show at @BarLubitsch Tix: eventbrite.com/e/roomies-in-h…
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2 months ago

Me and mortal enemy and former Greenpoint Brooklyn roommate S A M M Y are hosting a new show in LA 😈😈❤️

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2 months ago

im just saying if everyone was full gay for one generation it'd fix overpopulation

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2 months ago

The NFL said stay relevant and Usher said give me rollerblades

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2 months ago

a guy I’m dating just made me cum in 25 seconds and said i think im getting too powerful

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3 months ago

grateful to be gay every time i see those horny singles in ur area porn ads. imagine not knowing that 🥺

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3 months ago

Let’s go 69ers

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3 months ago

nice gay friends might make u a better person but mean gay friends will you make dress better

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4 months ago

talked to someone for hours before realizing he was hot. what is that?

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4 months ago

when i say im into older guys ppl are like u should watch call me by your name. i finally did and the 'older guy' is 24.

we are not the same.

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4 months ago

my mom tried to say transgender and said ambidextrous

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5 months ago

cocain bear should have been a porno

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5 months ago

ever been halfway through a sentence and then realize you have no idea what you’re talking about but for some reason decide to double down and then somehow it works out and you say a coherent sentence? i think that's crowd work

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5 months ago

Anyone else put headphones on then forget to play music or have i unlocked a new achievement?

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5 months ago

im so good at flirting with 6s

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6 months ago

COMEDY PICK OF THE WEEK: One of New York’s finest is gracing the stage at @fiercebarmcr tonight for a midweek treat as S A M M Y brings his latest tour show ‘Sugar Daddy’ to town...

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COMEDY PICK OF THE WEEK: One of New York’s finest is gracing the stage at @fiercebarmcr tonight for a midweek treat as @samuelhmorrison brings his latest tour show ‘Sugar Daddy’ to town... manchesterwire.co.uk/guide/comedy-o…
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