On plane. Twist cap off water bottle. Cap jumps out of hand and rolls into the next aisle. Guess I’m finishing this water 🤷🏻‍♂️

There are four houses in Harry Potter. Gryfindore, Hufflepuff, Slytheryn and the other one.

Now we have FedEx Express. Federal Express, Express. So Federal Express isn’t Express enough? We need more Express? How much express is enough express? I won’t be happy until we get FedEx Express Express. Basically I want it at my door the second I press purchase.

Does anyone still use TwitteX?

A ya my name Dweezel and ima take over the Minecraft Musical account. I take. It mine now. Look at you crying in your eyeballs... I like the dot dot dot at end

Dweezel think car rentals lie. Budget. Thrifty. Who are dey kid? That why Dweezel use Hertz. At least they honest about how it feel to rent a car

Dweezel go to donut shop. They have no donut. This is outrage. Dweezel want donut. Dweezel crying in his eyeballs. Rage quit!

Obsidian Trap! [Music Video] From Minecraft the Musical Episode 11 youtu.be/emkwNIkG2VM Dweezel catch the Happy Guy in ingenious trap! Look at him! He will cry in eyeballs!

Here Dweezel sings the Karaoke song by dis band called Kween or somethings. I think he unalive now, something to do with hearing aids. Very sad. Cray in the eyeballs 😢 Karakter Karaoke - Bokhemian Rhapkosody by Dweezel youtu.be/KIpucPKIYI8

I hear you say easy come easy go. Dweezel hayte that saying. More like dis. Very hard come. Easy go

Dweezel back. And no one cares boo hoo hoo Dweezel crying in his eyeballs

I have no followers. I can tweet anything and no one will see it...

That would be right. Join Twitter. Literally think of nothing clever to say.

I firmly believe in ladies before gentlemen. You never know when there might be a trap, or an ambush.