To the tune of Super Trouper 🗣because it’s Stevie Cooper 🗣lookin like a goblin 🗣chewin on a bone 🗣Forest is his home 🗣welcome to the goblin zone🧟‍♂️

I’m 37 years old and I run a £0 portfolio of companies. This is my daily routine:

Mary posting a photo of gold, frankincense and myrrh on her Insta with the caption 'kings did good'

Attempting to eat a sunday dinner round your grandmas after a heavy saturday night

Thanks Pfizer

I'm proud to announce a project that has been nearly 22 years in the making: Josh'es [sic] Book of ANIMALS 🦭 Since the age of nine I have been writing and illustrating my own animal encyclopedia, and as of last week I can confirm that it is finished...

Not the jofa

Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here (1975)

Watched the new Black Mirrors. Incredibly jarring to see Aaron Paul in a period piece set in 1969. He has a physiognomy that simply didn't exist before the mid-80s

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Getting nervous buying condoms and calling the cashier Your Honor

Me but for no nut November

Labour’s manifesto launch

“Eat at Spoons tonight. Get the freedom breakfast. Get any 3 small plates. Get the 8” BBQ chicken pizza. Get halloumi-style fries. Have a cold pint of Shipyard at 11am. Go to the Stansted Airport one and enjoy a panoramic view of the runway. Have a Woo Woo. Have two."