I will eat salt and vinegar chips till my taste buds burn off idc

Everytime I drink blue Mountain Dew I get a tangible memory from high school drinking the circle K blue Mountain Dew slushies

Kept thinking I felt something crawl around on my leg. Kept feelings and checking and saw little lint balls then after being paranoid for 20 minutes I look again and sure enough it’s a tick on the inside of my pants. Frickin hate tick season always makes me paranoid

Time to drink my silly little coffee so I can get through my silly little work day so I can do my silly little final project so I don’t go insane.

keeping myself sharp by regularly asking myself tough questions like “what happened yesterday” and “what was i planning on doing just now”

Finished a class and my serotonin levels are already rising

angry orchard is the closest I will ever get to enjoying beer

The semester that never ended is finally over!!! 🥳🥂

I’ve been taught how to place euchre at least 5 times in my life and I couldn’t tell you the first thing about it

Y’all know who the real dynamic duo is? Onion powder and Garlic powder. Unstoppable team.

cows

If we walking together just know ima bump u cus I can’t walk in a straight line😭

I fell in love with moscow mules last night

Absurd.

All the drinks here are like $15. If I get a drink for $15 it better knock me on my ass.

I love doing my silly little tasks so I can distract myself from my big tasks

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Just heard a woman yell “noooo my phone” from inside a porta potty. Wishing her nothing but the best.