The kind of husband that would want this in any meaningful sense isn’t worthy of this kind of loyalty.

Internet. I need help. I’m obsessed with Japanese culture (sushi enthusiast, have folded over 40K origami cranes in 5 years) Going to Tokyo first two weeks of November. NO PLANS. What can’t I miss? I play pool and sing karaoke and I’m obsessed with rare rocks and coins

As with the Cubs in 2016, the Mets now having good karma may signal a broader Vibe Shift with... unpredictable consequences.

Dudes rock

American ingenuity is unmatched:

This is psychotic and the sign of a fallen society

My friend did this to a goose at the park that was trying to bite him and one of its eyes fell out and it wouldn’t get back up so we left and never came back

Really need derek guy to weigh in here.

Excellent for looking the other way

Bullpen game tonight

what an elite tier excuse, we lost a real one

"Touch grass, touch ass" should be the rallying cry of a generation

throw some pit vipers on him and send him to Oxford, Mississippi

American pope, baby. A European would’ve tried to use his foot

Pm Lou’

One thing I’ve always wondered. Why does Nebraska act like they are kings of corn when Iowa is the king of corn?🌽

Pumpkin patch trips on weekends full of college and pro football.