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Hobbs. (Parody!)

@samoanxthor

Agent Luke Hobbs, Diplomatic Security Service. Main character in the Fast franchise. Not associated with @TheRock in any way. PARODY ACCOUNT

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“𝐇𝐦𝐦.. 𝐈 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬.” an independent portrayal of 𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑨 𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑰𝒁 canon through Fast 8. up for banter/SLs; dark themes ahead. (credit to @/loving.kate0) [ ♡ + ↺ ]

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“Make peace with whatever demons you have left. Cause come tomorrow, I will find you.” 🔫 Literate Luke Hobbs RP. 🔫 Has seen F9. 🔫 Ships with chemistry. 🔫 Friendly writer. 🔄 & ❤️ for the Samoan Thor

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“That’s it. I just remembered why I hate working with you. It’s your voice. Your nasally, prepubescent, Harry Potter voice. When I hear it, it feels like I’m dragging my balls along shattered glass…and it hurts.”

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“Stay away from her? I ain’t so sure I can do that, especially if it drives her big brother crazy. It doesn’t hurt that she is rather attractive as well.”

“Stay away from her? I ain’t so sure I can do that, especially if it drives her big brother crazy. It doesn’t hurt that she is rather attractive as well.”
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“I do know you, Dom. That’s why now I give you the brother-to-brother answer. Do whatever you gotta do. You find that sumbitch. Just do me one favor: don’t miss.”