Struggling to gain momentum after opening an uncomfortably long Thanksgiving Zoom toast with “2020 has been the year we’ve learned to add mask to phone, keys, wallet”

RT for bagel 🥯 Like for cheesecake 🍰

This tweet will get 6 likes

Nice

ok this is actually pretty funny. cute couple too!

I've been very passionate about Texas energy markets for years, not just this past week. That's why it's so frustrating to see so many armchair Texas energy market experts these days. Let the grownups handle Texas energy markets. Thanks.

What is this tweet if not an overused joke persevering

I could really go for never watching a tom hanks movie again right about now

i'll be honest I don't know what the liver does

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Why does twitter think I have diabetes

Take my homie... please!

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I was gonna tweet something earlier but I forgot

I've got so much gall you'd swear I'm french

como ceviche