She’s hot on my buns till I’m crossed

How did you check????

If you sit in the middle seat of a 3 seat section on the subway so you get it all to yourself, you deserve to have people come and sit on either side of you. I will stand by that with my entire being.

rewatched spielberg's WEST SIDE STORY yesterday. i've pretty much come around on everything that ever bothered me about it except for ansel elgort, it's near-perfect but literally everyone is acting circles around him. also tony kushner's screenplay is a miracle i think

Just get a doughnut

You have to hand it to Stonetoss… and by “it” I mean a bomb that’s about to go off, or a pile of broken glass, or a gun that will only fire at him, or a vial that’s covered in vegetable oil and contains a rare, painful and deadly airborne disease.

The paradox of tolerance states that if a society's practice of tolerance is inclusive of the intolerant, intolerance will ultimately dominate, eliminating the tolerant and the practice of tolerance with them.

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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

Sunday night standing O for Pete Alonso? It could possibly be his last game at Citi Field as a Met. Painful to even type that. Let’s stand up and show Pete the appreciation he deserves for all he’s done on and off the field for this team, and community, since 2019.

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IT WORKED

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