International women’s day on daylight savings gives us a 23 hour day Nothing is equal.

Cancel culture? Corona invented that.

What a year this week has been

YO! doing a zoom chat with fans this weekend to help raise money for new yorkers in need during the pandemic ! i’m partnering with Eyes & Ears to support .City Harvest - send $5 to this link so we can haaaaaang🌷 secure.cityharvest.org/goto/zoomwithc…

When you’re the DJ but also the audience, every song is a banger

Soup season is coming to a close

Trader Joe’s butternut squash ravioli never fails to be 2-4 raviolis too big of a portion size. every. time.

Spring is really the middle child

I love falling asleep on the couch but I hate waking up on the couch

Life is just a never ending cycle of retox and detox

Mars Rover but put it on earth.. Land Rover

Someone Apple needs to invent leaving FaceTime voicemail messages

Things are aligning and my eye is swelling. Retrograde is in full effect my friends !

Facebook marketplace is my new social media

Blood type is the new moon sign

When it says ‘may contain’ but you like to live life on the edge

Planes with sky lights