frat parties are so sweaty. especially when i poop my pants

i don’t clean my apartment, i just be licking everything

no shower november 😎 will be selling homemade cheese at the end of the month. hmu

i only drink water from my bidet

i hope santa claus doesn’t get stuck in my chimney 🥵

couldn’t sleep last night, all i could think of was kissing my brother

my brain be peeing bro

RIP VICENTE FERNANDEZ 💔🇲🇽💔

bro i just be rubbin my himalayan salt lamp on my tummy

.Zack Fox

u want all ye faithful to do WHAT???

what if hand cream is made out of hands

Just said fuck 13 times in a row now im high

Lo-fi beats to smoke crack to

jesse pinkman pulled a bad bitch in a crib w only 2 folding chairs and no cable

watching the sopranos for the first time i wish italians were real

cheese cake pic.x.com/bFg5RjT3dy