I love and hate having a delayed gratification mindset

the children yearn for the old “is it a good idea to microwave this?” series

“you’re not emotionally unavailable towards me” “yeah cause you’re not a hoe, Sam” 😭😭

i wish midnight club LA had a pc release

i’ll always remember that the online band I was a part of recorded ONE cover, then our bassist quit, then we never recorded another song 🥲

“Yo No Bailo Con Juana” directly contradicts “Baila Como Juana La Cubana”

S-Tier find today

it works

Filmed on a 3DS 📹 Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls (June 2025)

“you can survive a stroke but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack”

the state of PlayStation racing games 😔

do little seizures clothes at ate on son days?

this is literally the plot of Bee Movie

I came all this way and forgot my 3ds 😔

Ring Ring Ring sounds like it was inspired by MJ’s Off The Wall

that punk Calvin Klein caused 300 bucks damage to my car and I owe him a knuckle sandwich

I’d love to see A Thousand Splendid Suns be adapted into a movie but it most likely will never happen

kid named Butrin being offered advice: “Well, Butrin”

I had a dream I went to a convention and Jerry Trainor was there but no one recognized him so I asked him about Crazy Steve and he did a whole routine 😭

don’t wanna get my hopes up again but I’ve been through 3 round interviews with a company and I’m supposed to hear something back this week 🤞🤞