Never in my life have I sat in traffic and prayed that no one ahead of me does something stupid. Joburg is something else hey :')

@DomzDeAlmeida thank youu my beautiful Dommay <3

When Jared Beukes plays me piano :D highlight of my day honestly :)

Can it be sunny now please? This rain is getting real depressing.

If you were at Ramfest and you saw Biffy.. I hope it rained on your hair and your tent got muddy and you wake up with a runny nose tomo :/

Just so everyone knows.. My beautiful friend @Elizabeth_b31 completed her very first Cape Argus today <3 #proud

You know you're a varsity drop out when you didn't even know there was a long weekend and you don't care anyway:')

What I did on my last day of being a teenager: slept til 10:30.. Winning :D:')

@DomzDeAlmeida thanks so much my beautiful granny who calls to argue with me on my birthday ;) xx

So people have their phone number, keek name, ID number and their mothers maiden name in their IG info and then they're a private user?

Protocol for FB statuses asking you to inbox your phone number: always be a douchebag and comment "no"

On a scale of 1 to Michael Jackson how bad is your Asthma Attack?

"No, Sebastian, you can't only serve olives at your tenth birthday party, now go and fetch a sirloin for the dog."

I'm going to be productive today but first let me take a nap and not be productive today.

"na na na naaaa na naaa na.. And it all started with a big bang" - me singing the big bang theory theme song every time :')

.𝕯! House phones are made for two things: calling the ambulance and finding your cellphone.

Caption on all face swap pictures : "this is the best face swap ever:')"

Were you even at a jol if you didn't take a snapchat of yourself there?

In a little over a week I'll hopefully be able to say that I am a qualified BAA medic. Can't believe how much I love EMS<3