Sometimes truth transcends party. x.com/laurawbush/sta…

When you pull-up to a stop sign at the same time as someone else and you’re both waiting on the other person to go first

what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century

I’ve had enough

It’s now officially the year that Game of Thrones comes back.

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The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

To the 35,000 people taking time out of their days to write HBO to tell them to reshoot Game of Thrones u don’t like the arc of the lady riding a dragon, how about you use some of that energy to write officials to tell them to stop forcing women to have a rapists’ baby

This is the one

the table scene at the end where tyrion and all the masters were just shooting the shit and talking while the king chilled made me miss those kind of scenes so much. happy they included it.

Ghost Got Petted

no one: the target self checkout camera: you are the ugliest mother fucker to ever walk this planet

you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes

Think the Laurel or Yanny thing is weird? You can hear the words ‘Brainstorm’ or ‘Green Needle’ based on which word you think about. Try it.

Movie theater: Please silence your phones. Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*